>> What's likely to fall over?

>> Nothing's likely to fall over. It just doesn't consistently work.

>> Oh, the technology. This is so awesome.

( laughing )


>> Okay. So we're actually... We're having compatibility issues with
(inaudible). I'm gonna change the color of the text. Of the
background. Okay.

>> I don't see anything. Oh, there we go.

>> Banana.

>> Got it. Oh.

( bang! )


>> (inaudible) that's awesome. (inaudible)

>> Yeah, I need to think about that. How (inaudible) it's gonna be
(inaudible).

>> It's gonna be much like (inaudible) what's wrong (inaudible) did
someone forget to open it?

>> Oh, (inaudible).

>> Are you talking about (inaudible)?

>> No, I'm gonna go (inaudible) enable the (inaudible).

>> Actually, I want to (inaudible), but I can't find the button
(inaudible).

>> Maybe this will be one.

STENOGRAPHER: Are you talking about popping out the Google chat
window? There's a little icon that will let you do that.

>> (inaudible) scrolling up through this part. (inaudible) just start
talking right there (inaudible).

>> So...

>> Those white edges on the text -- do they get more or less
pronounced when I do this?

>> It's great. It's working. I'm trying to improve the quality of
the text.

>> It looks good now.

>> Yeah. Great. Okay. Awesome. Thank you, Mirabai. This is
working. It's really cool.

>> It's so crazy.

>> Okay. Now I need to go put the video on this.

>> So she's typing as we're talking. We could give her some
challenges.

STENOGRAPHER: Do your worst.

>> So the only thing left is that thing upstairs? Your...

>> Yeah, I need to get up -- Dan is putting a video out there. It's
not a huge deal. Because the people are (inaudible) go out there.
But I could go do it. And then I want to put these up, so people know
that they can go up there. And it's critical that I get up there.

>> Yeah, your friend was gonna go check in your studio for your keys.

>> Okay. And then... Brendan, if you put one of these up, (inaudible)
that door...

>> Just on the inside?

>> Yeah. Not on this wall. But the other wall. Hanging outside.

>> So you walk in the door, you see it?

>> Yeah.

>> They're supposed to be here.

>> Quick, she's distracted. (inaudible). That's pretty cool.

( bang! )


>> She's doing a great job. We just need to get (inaudible)
conversation here.

( laughing )


>> Or (inaudible).

>> There you go.

STENOGRAPHER: People have to be pretty close to the microphone for me
to hear. The ambient conversation is a bit tricky to pick up. But as
long as people speak into the microphone it'll be fine.

>> All right.

>> There they are, standing on the wall. Big ones, small ones, hairy
ones too.

( laughing )


>> Uhhh...

>> Yeah, yes. I mean... I don't know... He has... When I left to go
back to the house, he had the keys. And was like -- do you want these
keys? And I said -- no, I don't want the keys.

>> Okay. Just checking.

>> so no sign of them?

>> I checked his space. I couldn't find them.

>> I mean... Has he even left this room?

>> Yeah. He's left.

>> But I mean... To use the... Has he taken the keys anywhere?

>> Well, it was the key to that door.

>> Yeah.

>> I mean, I was --

>> Right. Strange.

STENOGRAPHER: Keeping text stream alive.. Keeping text stream alive.
Keeping text stream alive. Keeping text stream alive. Keeping text
stream alive. Keeping text stream alive. Keeping text stream alive.
Keeping text stream alive. Keeping text stream alive. Keeping text
stream alive. Keeping text stream alive. Keeping text stream alive.
Keeping text stream alive. Keeping text stream alive. Keeping text
stream alive. Keeping text stream alive. Keeping text stream alive.
Keeping text stream alive. Keeping text stream alive. Keeping text
stream alive. Keeping text stream alive. Keeping text stream alive.
Keeping text stream alive. Keeping text stream alive. Keeping text
stream alive. Keeping text stream alive. Keeping text stream alive.
Keeping text stream alive. Keeping text stream alive. Keeping text
stream alive.

>> Oh, there's a camera.

>> This woman is a stenographer. A real stenographer. Live via
satellite. Recording everything we say.

(laughter)


>> Got a special keyboard. Shorthand. This is Allen's (inaudible).

>> (inaudible).

>> Uh-oh.

>> Did you see this? Okay. You've got to see this.

>> It's a stenographer. Live via satellite. She's recording
everything you say.

>> The text is showing up over here.

>> Live via satellite. I just said that. Oh my God. I just said
that. I just said live via satellite.

(laughter).

>> Oh my God. That's great.

>> It got laughing too.

>> I like your keyboard a lot. It looks like... (inaudible).

>> inaudible.

>> She's listening to (inaudible).

(laughter)


>> All right. This is Allen's? Yeah. No, not like... Not here.
It's like Skype. Oh. Yeah. What we're saying right now. She's
doing it. It's showing up. Yeah.

(laughter)


>> No, I think she's here. I think she's here.

(laughter)


(laughter)


>> Oh my God.

>> Oh!

(laughter)


>> Oh my God!

>> Well... Yeah.

>> Yes.

>> This is so odd.

>> Oh, it's via satellite?

>> Yeah.

>> She can see you. And hear you. She can hear every (inaudible).

>> Oh, okay.

>> I don't know.

>> (inaudible).

(laughter)


>> Hi!

>> Oh, wow.

(laughter)


>> Hello!

>> Hey, babe!

>> So that is... A live stenographer. (inaudible)

(laughter)


>> (inaudible)

(laughter)


>> Yeah, she can hear us.

>> I swear she was looking at me when I was looking at her.

>> She might not be able to see. Hear.

(laughter).

>> Am I pointing at you?

>> I don't know.

>> Can you see her?

(laughter)


>> There it is.

>> Better if you talk about the piece.

>> Yeah.

>> It is.

>> Yeah. (inaudible).

>> Yeah.

>> Um...

>> So many people here.

>> Hello? Yeah.

>> (inaudible).

(laughter)


(laughter)


>> Yeah, she's (inaudible)...


>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(laughter)


>> She can hear you.

>> Oh!

>> Yeah.

>> Hey.

>> Seeya!

>> Hello!

>> And then you can take my camera.

>> Is this good?

>> This?

(laughter)


>> Did I do that right?

>> Okay. You go out through that (inaudible)....

>> Thanks a lot.

>> Hey! How are you?

>> Good.

(laughter)


(laughter)


>> It's too bad you're (inaudible).

>> Oh my God.

>> (inaudible) questions? Oh, that's right. (inaudible) live
stenographer.

>> (inaudible) what we're saying.

>> Yeah.

>> Where are you based?

>> Where are you located?

>> Oh, look. Where are you located.

(laughter)

(inaudible).

>> Oh, that's the mic.

>> It's very tricky, you know.

>> The mic is right here.

>> Right where?

>> Yeah.

>> hello, mic.

>> Maybe you can go upstairs.

( low droning noise )


>> Oh!

>> Everything we're saying.

>> Upstairs (inaudible)...

>> You can (inaudible)...

>> They're setting up the stage.

>> So I'm pretty sure (inaudible)...

>> A little tired.

>> Do you know where the reporter is?

>> Where the reporter is?

>> Yeah. Probably.

>> (inaudible).

>> Oh yeah. Okay.

>> Everything we just said. Like three times.



>> What is on there?

>> Hi there. We can see you on the monitor. Um... I'm sorry you're
not here, but I guess that's the whole point. It's that you're there
and we're here. So thank you.

(laughter)


>> Bananas!

>> Profanities!

(laughter)


>> This is the sexiest thing I've ever seen.

>> Hey, I thought you were gonna be here. But you're in New York,
huh?

>> Just tell her!

>> Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

>> Crystal crab. Yeah.

(laughter)


>> With an A. Erica!

>> Oh my God!

>> I feel like this is a (inaudible).

>> It's like a good comment on the (inaudible) of

...

>> It's like the (inaudible)...

>> Conversations.

>> And then (inaudible)...

>> Over here!

>> Crab!

>> Oh, morons! KLU. Space. Don't say that. There's a microphone.

>> How are you?

>> Good.

>> Good.

(laughter)


>> I am from Jersey.

(laughter)


(laughter)


>> Once upon a time there was a duck and it ate...

>> Profanities!

>> It ate profanity?

( static )


(laughter)


>> I can't get enough!

>> That's a cool idea!

>> Will you marry me? Marry me!

>> Answer the question!

>> I thought she was gonna be here.

>> No.

>> Yeah, it did. Oh my goodness.

>> Yeah.

>> You wanna get a picture (inaudible)?

>> A number of things.

>> So Allen, is that your mom?

>> Because they can't do it all. But then they have a bowl... Like, a
set of things. (inaudible) a number of things.

>> No, really.

>> You know, my father (inaudible)...

>> Really?

>> No!

(laughter)


>> Oh my gosh!

>> That's right. No, I...

>> No, I haven't (inaudible)...

>> Okay!

(laughter)


>> Yeah.

(laughter)


(laughter)


>> I'm gonna go (inaudible)....

(laughter)


>> Yeah. I'll let you know. (inaudible)

>> This... This would be (inaudible)

>> You think this would be --

>> I would kill you.

>> Oh, really?

>> Right now.

>> You're gonna kill me?

>> We will have a knife fight right here.

>> I'd like to see you try.

>> One right there?

>> No, there's not one right there.

>> There's a plate right there. Just because there's a knife there
doesn't mean you can kill me.

>> That's a pretty soft plate.

>> Soft plate?

>> Not solid. Soft.

>> Yeah!

>> Yeah!

>> Yeah, (inaudible)...

>> not aware of the (inaudible)...

>> She's not aware of the (inaudible)...

>> I don't know where she is. But we could ask them to something on
the... Can we ask really nicely... Can you please let us know where
you are?

>> Please, please, please?

>> (inaudible)

>> Will you please...

>> Je votre (inaudible) Francaise...

( speaking French )


>> French?

>> French.

( speaking French )


>> Bonjour...

( speaking French )


>> Oh, she is (inaudible). That's why it's not working. She
doesn't...

>> French speaking... She wrote... She tried to write what I said and
then wrote speaking French.

( speaking French )


>> Hablas Espanol?

>> Hey! Hey you!

>> Oh yeah.

>> Can you hear me up there? Wherever you are? Wherever in the world
you are? So... You're here with us. We can see your every move. I
wish I knew where you were. I wish I could talk to you. And I see
the slight smile on your face. Ah. Look at it. Right there. I see
you.

( speaking French )


>> Try one of your 200 languages.

>> I know! I'm so happy. Good to see you too.

>> Everyone's really enjoying listening and watching what you write.
And everyone watching the screen is pretty dumb as well.

>> Nick Nick!

>> Nick!

>> You're all pretty stupid. Because you're staring at a screen and
no one knows what's going on.

>> Now the screen says Nick Nick Nick Nick.

>> Hello!

>> Hi. How are you?

( low droning noise )


(laughter)


>> (inaudible)

( low droning noise )


>> (inaudible)

>> Oh, up there! Oh.

( low droning noise )


( low droning noise )


(laughter)


( low droning noise )


( low droning noise )


( low droning noise )


>> This is (inaudible)?

>> Yeah.

( low droning noise )


>> So I don't know if she hears this.

>> (inaudible)

>> Are you (inaudible) professor? I'm an alum. I'm not an art major.
I was a biology major. (inaudible)

>> Oh!

>> (inaudible).

>> Yeah. Inaudible.

>> They couldn't (inaudible).

>> Pronounce it better, Joe!

>> Oh my God!

>> Is it --

>> Conversation?

>> Holy moley.

>> Yes, sir.

>> Give it to me. All night long.

(laughter)


( low droning noise )


>> But thank you. But the engineering department...

>> (inaudible) on TV!

>> It's coming back.

>> I'm on TV!

>> That's so cool. Great!

>> What's up?

>> I'm just old enough to (inaudible).

>> Can you see us?

>> In the '60s and '70s... Barely old enough to (inaudible). And
(inaudible) the '80s (inaudible)...

>> Yeah.

( low droning noise )


>> The video.

( low droning noise )


(laughter)


>> Oh, there it is. Ah. Hello! I love Manhattan.

(laughter)


>> Yay!

>> Are you serious?

>> That is audible (inaudible).

>> Oh, that's (inaudible)?

>> Yeah.

( low droning noise )


>> I thought that was a (inaudible).

>> This... This whole setup is MFA.

>> But this is just a setup... To... (inaudible)?

( static )


>> Yeeee!

(laughter)


(laughter)


>> Why don't you tell her your name? What's your name?

>> Say hi!

>> Yeah.

>> I...

( low droning noise )


>> I (inaudible)... Okay! Now I get it. It's hard for her to hear
me.

(laughter)


( giggling )


>> You need to stand closer so she can hear you.

>> Okay. Um... Um... (inaudible) yeah! Dad! Oh! Ughhhh...

>> The upstairs part, yeah.

>> And so she (inaudible) type (inaudible)... And (inaudible) this
(inaudible) while she (inaudible). And then the camera (inaudible)...
(inaudible)

>> (inaudible).

>> I (inaudible)... Strawberry jam... Strawberry and raspberry.
(inaudible). I like the texture of jams. (inaudible). I can't do
Jell-o shots. I can't, like, (inaudible).

>> You ever had a Jell-o shot?

>> Smoothies, they just make me (inaudible).

>> Smoothies are so good, though!

>> I know. I like them too.

>> That was good.

>> I had a really good one yesterday. (inaudible) avocado in it.

>> Why would you put avocado in a smoothie?

>> I don't know. It was (inaudible). It tasted really good.
Texture. (inaudible).

>> Oh!

>> It was disgusting.

>> (inaudible).

>> Should we go look at the (inaudible)?

( low droning noise )


>> This (inaudible)...

(laughter)


>> Oh! Ha-ha. Ah-ha-ha. Ho-ho. Just say (inaudible)?

( singing )


>> Saved a poor wretch like me...

>> I once was lost... But now I'm found. Was blind, but now I see.

(laughter)


>> (inaudible) yeah, it did. Yeah, it did. Claire, you can speak up.
Are you farting right now?

>> Yeah.

>> (inaudible)!

>> Are you farting right now?

>> No, I said guarding. Guarding. G-A-U.

(laughter)


>> Some like it hot!

>> She knows. She knows.

>> Girl, you know.

>> I'm sorry I can't spell.

>> Thank you.

>> It reminds me of (inaudible)...

>> Let's go back to the (inaudible)...

(laughter)


>> This is a great show.

(laughter)


>> I feel very out of place here.

>> You're here again?

>> Everyone here is a complete idiot. The entire (inaudible).
Assholes.

>> Where's Moss?

>> This is a really great idea, but... Everyone else here is an idiot.
No, because you know what? This is a really great way to get on my
(inaudible). Really interesting.

>> It only gets (inaudible).

>> I don't care about the man in the red sweater. It feels really
great. Because listen... There's a delay. She can only type so fast.
Yeah. You. Type as fast as you can.

>> (inaudible)

>> Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

>> Oh!

>> Is your name Bonnie?

>> Dad!

>> Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah.

( low droning noise )


>> Listen, stenographer, you're doing a great job. Good job.
Congratulations. You're awesome.

(laughter)


>> 87123... (inaudible)

>> I see you. There. That's not creepy.

( low droning noise )


>> Sarcasm! My voice doesn't carry at all. That whole conversation
that I had with you... Was just you. And then (inaudible).
(inaudible)... Yeah.

( low droning noise )


(laughter)


( low droning noise )


>> So...

( low droning noise )


>> You know, TrevorBennett is an incredible artist. Very incredible.

(laughter)


>> Oh, right.

>> Cool!

>> Oh! Yeah.

(laughter)


>> Okay.

>> Great.

>> I think I found the (inaudible). I... Hello! How are you? I
think that you should talk...

>> We need to talk somewhere.

>> Clear and articulate!

>> We want to speak to you. So tell me more. You need to tell me
more.

>> About...

>> Don't hold back.

>> Okay.

>> (inaudible).

>> No, we don't want anyone to hear. This is top secret.

>> Nobody can hear you. It's okay.

>> Let's not talk about the big scandal down in the department of...

>> Yeah, yeah, that one.

>> Resources.

>> No, we won't talk about this. Let's make a list of the things we
won't talk about. We're not gonna talk about that.

>> Oh, man. This is funny. (inaudible) it'll be like... (inaudible)
yeah, yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Jeff! How was your show? Inaudible? Your show was inaudible?

>> Jack, come here. I want you to tell me.

>> Oh!

>> I want you to tell me.

>> Is that like an -- hello! Can you see me? Can you see me? Is it
the other side? Oh!

>> This...

>> You should tell...

>> She's part of the (inaudible).

>> Wow. Actually, I really love the show. The setup. I like the
country and... You put a (inaudible) TV on top. That was a nice...

>> Who are you talking to? You're crazy. Nobody's around.

>> Really?

>> You're weird.

>> Yeah, my name is Jack. How are you?

>> Jack, you're crazy. I'm calling the police on you!

>> That's funny.

>> Oh, yes!

(laughter)


>> Hello?

>> You can try.

>> China is a big country. You should go. Visit it. Any time.

>> You're such a (inaudible), Jack!

>> No (inaudible). No (inaudible)!

>> Bye!

>> See you.

>> Yes.

( footsteps )


>> Like the wings are (inaudible). From the (inaudible)... Yeah. And
then all the (inaudible) hot dog day. And (inaudible)... My husband
(inaudible). He didn't want to (inaudible) a lot.

>> Not sure what story is best. I can tell. I know tonight is a
wonderful day. Yes. Hot dog day. I love it. That's my...
(inaudible) come over! Yeah. That's like a (inaudible). We love you
(inaudible). On the monitor.

>> Are you serious, Jack?

>> Seriously. Yes. (inaudible) my daddy.

>> But do you think it's (inaudible)?

>> Yes.

>> Yes, of course.

( speaking Chinese )


>> I know you get a little confused. I'm not really crazy. I'll tell
you a true story. I'm really good. I love it.

(laughter)


>> Hello! How are you?

>> I should go early. I get a really problem with my paper writing.
Sometimes I get a really good idea, but I just don't know how to write
it. So... If possible, can I get your email? And... The future,
yeah, maybe you can type my story. You can write it down. That would
be really awesome. Thank you! I just told a story. You missed it!

>> Whoa, Ben. Looking snazzy.

>> I wanna get a shot of you.

>> Okay.

>> So that's the... Good time. Talking with you.

(laughter)


>> Uh-huh. Everything.

>> How do you know Allen?

>> Can you not respond to a question?

>> I thought court reporters in Manhattan (inaudible)

>> What is your name? With the head cans on? She won't respond.

>> She won't respond to any (inaudible).

>> Are you going to (inaudible)?

>> (inaudible) teacher. For my Gato. Used to teach me drums at
Ungee.

>> Let's go.

>> You know, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to fail you next semester.

>> I didn't realize you were such a slacker.

>> Well, he is. What he does is... Really next to nothing.

>> Yeah.

>> What do you expect from someone like Thomas?

>> Yeah. You know. (inaudible)

>> Sometimes (inaudible).

>> Yeah. Yeah. (inaudible). Seen some pretty risque...

>> I saw some pretty (inaudible). Things in New Orleans.

>> Really?

>> Yeah.

>> It was pretty scarring, really.

>> John Gill. John Gll. John Gill.

>> Our conversation is being mic'ed.

>> I'm not wearing any socks.

>> Anything.

>> Yeah.

>> (inaudible) video.

>> Yeah.

>> Recording (inaudible).

>> Inaudible. Should I speak louder? Inaudible.

>> I think she really has to concentrate to hear in this noisy
environment. Yeah. (inaudible).

>> That's the only (inaudible) I ever (inaudible)...

(laughter)


>> Over the top, right? So many events.

>> Okay. Thank you.

>> Sausage?

>> Italian sausage.

>> Awesome.

>> Phonetic device (inaudible)...

>> Can you actually see us? You're not gonna respond, are you?
You're gonna break my heart. I'm gonna tell you about Derrida and put
you to sleep. Hey.

>> Hello.

>> She can't hear.

>> This microphone...

>> I think you should (inaudible).

>> You can read it. Wait, wait. (inaudible). Yeah. And then you're
gonna read... (inaudible)! And then... It's gonna happen again.

>> The same way.

>> Really? Oh, great.

>> Yeah, but (inaudible) is actually... Words like...

>> I'm sorry.

>> Yeah, (inaudible).

>> Every time (inaudible). text she (inaudible)...

>> In what?

>> And then (inaudible)...

( low droning noise )


>> She (inaudible)...

>> Interactive (inaudible). I... Okay!

>> Yeah.

( low droning noise )


>> Really (inaudible).

>> Really not seeing much.

>> We actually wanted to talk about (inaudible). Because Devlin is
standing and looking at the monitor. Talk to Evelyn about something,
so she is looking at (inaudible), and we didn't have to look at
Evelyn. We can just talk into the microphone.

>> It's like... (inaudible).

>> What are you doing tomorrow?

>> Oh, maybe laundry.

>> Laundry?

>> Yeah.

>> Really?

>> We have a Laundromat that looks like an airport. Wiggles, wiggles,
wiggles, wiggles.

>> Are your clothes any cleaner?

>> Oh yeah, because it's like (inaudible).

>> I had one of those.

>> Really? You're not supposed to get all the (inaudible) something
that (inaudible). Okay. So you have a vacuum washing machine?

>> Yeah. (inaudible).

>> Congratulations.

>> It's terrible. It's terrible.

>> (inaudible). You joke! You... Do you know that people in San
Francisco need to ship their clothes to China once a year and then
take (inaudible) and bring them back, because the Chinese are the only
people who can do the kind of wash that (inaudible)? Then they
decided to bring all the Chinese laundries to San Francisco.

>> You don't have a laundry in (inaudible)?

>> Oh, that's right.

>> Probably.

(laughter)


>> This is um... This is a spot with no secrets. This spot here.
This spot where... It's all (inaudible). And there's no dispute. Of
what was said. If I had to remember what was said, I don't think I
could remember it very clearly. But if I don't have to remember it,
then it can be remembered for me. Then... I might really go along
with it. Or maybe I read it and I go... I didn't say that! You know?
Inaudible. You're inaudible.

>> You're inaudible!

>> When I was in a boat, I was nautical.

>> I was nautical. Without being naughtically --

>> In a boat! What kind of boat you got? I've got one oar. One or
another!

(laughter)


>> It goes in a circle, right?

>> Oar... It goes the opposite way! In a circle. I was very audible!

>> Okay. This is...

>> Have you ever kayaked?

>> These are obviously sea stories. Sea stories. Sea stories. You
can tell sea stories from the sea. When you say inaudible, it's like
a nautical story.

>> Man, you see that guy? He's so tall and ugly.

>> Inaudible. I mean nautical. That's not a word I use a lot.

>> We have to go now.

>> I just insulted him.

>> You're typing (inaudible)...

>> Check out those loser!
s.

>> Bye! Have a good evening!

>> The video screen!

>> Really?

>> You!

>> Really?

>> We're here.

>> Reception of... (inaudible)

>> Well, that's great.

>> You guys feel the (inaudible)?

>> Yeah. We released something.

>> Really?

>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.

>> Oh, it's top secret.

>> You're kidding!

>> I want to know!

>> I do too.

>> Tell me your secrets.

>> I can't tell you. Because it goes on the screen.

>> It goes on the screen over there.

>> How about if I say real quick... I run over and block out the
screen?

>> That's like the time the naked person ran through the building and
nobody knew.

>> Really?

>> No.

>> Just knocked over Joe. He's really tall.

>> Don't knock over me!

>> (inaudible)

>> John Gill! Tell me what the secret is.

>> I'm scratching my head.

>> Sincerely, Joe.

>> Sincerely. So sincerely.

>> Sincerely... Joe.

>> We should start to say words.

>> Bluh-bluh.

>> How do you spell... Argh!

>> John Gill, you're so creepy!

>> She looks like a gamer.

>> Loquacious. Loquacious.

>> What is that word? Oh! Spell check.

>> Good job on that word. Loquacious.

>> Dude, she smiled. Oh!

>> Loquacious exclamation point.

>> Think of more difficult words.

>> Wow, you're looking sensationable.

>> Dot dot dot.

>> I have that (inaudible).

>> Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

>> Where is that word from?

>> The movie.

>> What's that movie? With the (inaudible) with the umbrella?

>> I have a picture of (inaudible). They're, like...

>> How many do you want?

>> Maybe it's a... Ten. Maybe awesome.

>> I'll given you two thumbs up if you laugh and smile right now.

>> I'll give you $80 in the mail if you do something more crazy.

>> You almost smiled. I saw that.



>> She smiling.

>> You smiled. I saw it. I see it. I can see you're holding back.
Don't hold back.

>> There's nothing wrong smiling.

>> Oh yeah.

>> How do you even write that down?

>> How you do write that down?

>> You know, you should be so proud of yourself.

>> Yeah!

>> You have a camera looking at your tushie.

>> Oh!

>> I don't know. I don't know if you remember me, but I was here with
Kristin! You don't have to write that.

>> You look like a gamer.

>> What's a gamer?

>> Well, I...

>> You're so naughty!

(laughter)


>> (inaudible)

>> Inaudible!

>> Yo! Bluh-pluh.

>> Can you type when you hear me talk really fast? And I love you.

>> Wobbling bobbling bobbling.

>> Sam bacco Mr. Crack...

>> Oh, the (inaudible)....

>> Hilarious.

parentheses inaudible parentheses.

>> I think she's gonna write parentheses as a word.

>> Parentheses.

>> You forgot the comma. I give you an A minus on grammar.

>> A minus? That's mean.

>> A minus? That's mean.

(laughter)

Woooooo!

(laughter)


>> Woo-hoo!

(laughter)


>> No.

(laughter)


(laughter)


>> This is really great.

>> Woo!

>> Do you want (inaudible) or do you want (inaudible)?

(laughter)


( low droning noise )


>> We were dancing.

>> Yeah?

>> You are (inaudible).

>> I'm not sure what's going on.

>> Really?

>> You didn't want to confess lots of things?

>> I've been trying to like... (inaudible) but not now.

>> Oh! Tell me more!

>> It's like your hands are hurting.

>> I got a thumbs up.

>> But there's nothing about what was going on visually. Except
the... I noticed that... I wasn't sure that (inaudible)... Like... She
wasn't (inaudible).

>> Yeah.

>> How do you feel about being here?

>> Randomly...

>> I really want (inaudible) to that.

>> I wanted an answer to that.

( low droning noise )


( singing )


>> Laaaaa! Laaaa! Laaaa! Laaaaaa!

>> So...

>> Actually, (inaudible) what are you hearing in your head? Yeah.

>> Yeah. I mean, like...

( low droning noise )


>> But she's not (inaudible). Right?

( low droning noise )


( low droning noise )


( slapping noise )


>> If you want to...

( low droning noise )


>> What was the song you were about to sing?

>> If you want to... Oh... I'll make you want to. Girl, if you want
to.

>> I don't need that.

>> That's hilarious.

>> No.

>> Yeah, I'm gonna...

>> I'm totally gonna...

>> Yeah.

>> She's typing and it's going up there.

>> Gonna (inaudible) the words (inaudible). Can you see us?

>> Yeah!

>> Then that's...

>> (inaudible).

>> Thank you for doing this!

>> Yeah. Too much stuff going on around town.

>> Can you see us? If so, raise right hand.

>> Oh, you can see us?

>> Yeah, we can see her, but she cannot see us. Otherwise she would
have raised her right hand.

>> She might not.

>> I guess she could lie to us.

(laughter)


>> (inaudible).

>> We should tell her jokes.

>> I like an escalator, man, because an escalator never goes out of
order. It only becomes stairs. You will never see an escalator out
of order sign. Only escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the
convenience.

(laughter)


>> I find that a duck's opinion of me is largely dependent on whether
or not I have bread.

>> She's up there. No, she's up there.

>> No.

>> Can she see me?

>> I don't know.

>> Um...

>> Yeah. There's like a (inaudible).

>> You really wanna (inaudible)?

>> So we're talking.

>> I'm supposed to stand there.

>> Hello, hello!

(laughter)


>> She can hear what you're saying!

>> Losing your edge.

(laughter)


(laughter)


>> Hello! It can be over here in this area.

>> I like soap.

>> Pretty much anything I say, she can hear me? Now? Now?

(laughter)


>> Yeah.

(laughter)


>> Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah.

>> Yeah, yeah. Great.

>> You guys (inaudible)?

>> I can't tell.

>> (inaudible).

>> She can hear us!

(laughter)


>> Whatever you say?

(laughter)


( low droning noise )


>> Oh yeah?

>> Yeah, anything we say. (inaudible)

>> Testing, testing.

(laughter)


>> Allen Riley, graduate thesis.

>> Hey, Trevor. Can she see us?

>> Trevor!

>> Oh yeah.

( whistling )


( clicking tongue )


( coughing )


>> Hey, dude! What's up? What's up, man?

>> Have a look-see.

( low droning noise )


>> This is the microphone? (inaudible).

>> I'm sorry, Allen. Your work wasn't smart enough. You have to
(inaudible).

(laughter)


>> Oh!

>> Last semester the (inaudible). So... I don't know.

>> Okay.

>> Yeah.

>> I'm cool now.

>> I'll take a burger.

(laughter)


>> I'll take a burger.

>> (inaudible)

(laughter)


( shoes squeaking )


( door slamming )


(laughter)


( door slamming )


>> That's renewable. That's renewable.

>> Can I touch you?

>> No!

>> Shhh.

>> Ha!

>> Hey, dude. What's up? What's up, man? Have a look-see. This is
the microphone? I'm sorry, Allen. Your work wasn't smart enough.
You have to...

( low droning noise )


>> Yeah.

>> Yeah, oh.

>> (inaudible).

>> What?

>> Oh yeah?

>> That could have been, like... a funny disaster. This could have
been plagued with technical problems.

( whistling )


>> We should read some (inaudible).

>> Some what?

>> Perch Witters. Like...

>> Oh yeah, yeah.

(laughter)


>> (inaudible).

>> Yeah, but we need preparation here. Infinite application. Yeah.

( coughing )


>> I am saying stuff, because this microphone looks really cool.
Whoa!

>> Woo!

>> Woo!

>> This is awesome!

(laughter)


>> Oh, shit!

>> Oh, she said... Oh, she said oh, shit!

>> This is the coolest thing ever!

>> (inaudible)

>> I think the... I think you need to be over here.

>> (inaudible).

>> The microphone is over there.

>> Hey, lady who is typing, can you smile? Is that a no? Please?

>> She's trying not to smile.

>> This is awesome. This is so awesome.

>> Yay! Hey, don't copy me, okay?

>> No, it's her, it's her. It's this girl.

>> The microphone's over there.

>> I wonder where she is.

>> She's there.

>> (inaudible) the microphone (inaudible).

>> This is the coolest thing ever!

>> Inaudible

>> Onomatopoeia.

>> Onomatopoeia.

(laughter)


(laughter)


>> Laughter!

>> Woo-hoo!

(laughter)


>> Yellow!

>> Yellow.

>> Yolo. Y-O-L-O.

(laughter)


>> All right.

>> Are you smiling?

>> Yeah.

>> (inaudible) smile.

>> Really?

>> You have to say it like...

>> There's the microphone. Right there.

>> Please smile again.

>> Oh, there, there, there.

>> She's trying not to.

(laughter)


>> No!

>> You're good.

>> That's a good smile.

>> Oh, now she's frowning if.

>> Oh.

>> Grrr!

( barking )


(laughter)


>> Yo!

( barking )


>> Meow!

>> Awww!?

>> We're having so much fun!

>> If you go right out here and you go straight to your right...

>> Bye-bye!

>> Have fun!

( low droning noise )


(laughter)


>> Is that a laser gun?

( footsteps )


>> What?

>> You see these? you like them?

>> Bye.

( slapping noises )


(laughter)


>> It's really crazy.

>> Slapping.

(laughter)


( slapping noises )


( singing )


>> Yeah.

>> Hey!

( whistling )


>> That's really cool.

>> That was the best right there. That was the best.

>> Hey, Mirabai? So we'll wrap it up now. This went very well.
People were very interested in you. And what's going on here. And it
looks great.

>> Are you guys friends?

>> Yes, now we are.

>> Could she see us?

>> She can't see you, but she can hear you.

>> Bye!

>> Can you take a picture of us standing here?

>> Oh, definitely.

>> Smile.

>> Yeah, yeah.

(laughter)

Thanks.

>> That's cool. That's so cool.

>> I'm gonna do this again.

STENOGRAPHER: Tell people to talk into the damn microphone next time.

>> People took your stickers.

STENOGRAPHER: Awesome.

>> What did she say?

>> Tell people to talk into the damn microphone next time. And then
awesome. For your sticker thing.

(laughter)


>> Awesome.

>> We love you!

STENOGRAPHER: They kept trying to make me laugh. And I couldn't not
do it.

(laughter)


STENOGRAPHER: It's really hard.

(laughter)


>> It's so funny.

>> Allen, you guys get that table from us, or did you (inaudible)?

>> It was just over in the corner.

>> Okay, cool. It's not ours.

>> Cool. I had the... Yeah. I had the... My mom took the desk. But
then she (inaudible).

>> All right. That's cool.

>> (inaudible)?

>> Yeah. Actually, will you just go upstairs and we'll (inaudible)?

>> Okay.

>> Make sure everyone else (inaudible).

>> Okay. I'm gonna...

>> Yeah. And then I don't have my card in my pocket. So I'll come...
Or you can let me up there.

>> I don't have my key either.

>> Do any of us have it? I can go get it.

>> Okay, that's fine.

>> Okay, Mirabai. I'm the last person in this gallery now.

(laughter)

Thanks so much.

STENOGRAPHER: It was fun.

>> This is so cool. I'm very excited about this. We should
definitely try to do this again.

STENOGRAPHER: I'd love to. I had a great time.

>> Or even do something in New York.

STENOGRAPHER: I think the remote aspect contributed to the mystery of
it, though.

>> I'm glad you had a great time. People really had fun with this.
Okay. So I'm gonna... I guess I'll close the window now.

STENOGRAPHER: Okay, see you later!



STENOGRAPHER: Can't wait to see it! Congratulations on your show!
And on the great concept art. Good night.
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